No Lettuce Unisex Hoodie - Support the cause!
No Lettuce Unisex Hoodie - Support the cause!
Some people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This hoodie makes that clear.
Same field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro hoodie — 8 oz. cotton-poly blend, built heavy enough for serious outdoor research and comfortable enough for the post-tasting debrief. The only difference is the stance on lettuce.
Double-lined hood for late-night halal cart runs. Pouch pocket for critical findings. No drawcord, because safety matters even when the lettuce situation does not.
Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. Even when the lettuce doesn't.
Ideal For: Removing lettuce from gyros without apology · Explaining to strangers why lettuce ruins everything · Looking extremely official while doing absolutely none of this professionally
Product Details: 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-poly blend · Pill-resistant air jet yarn · Double-needle stitching throughout · Double-lined hood · Pouch pocket · 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex · No drawcord · Made with 45% renewable energy
Side Effects: You will never be able to eat a gyro with lettuce again. This was always going to happen. Lt. Gyro just made it official.
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |