No Lettuce Lt. Gyro Shirt - new
No Lettuce Lt. Gyro Shirt - new
Some people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This shirt makes that clear.
Same field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro tee — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic fit, built for long days of serious gyro evaluation. The only difference is the stance.
Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease, because even people with strong opinions about lettuce have standards. Tear-away label so nothing's scratching your neck while you're focused on what actually matters: the lamb-to-tzatziki ratio.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. Even when the lettuce doesn't.
Ideal For: Removing lettuce from gyros without apology · Explaining to people why lettuce on a gyro is a war crime · Looking official while doing absolutely none of this professionally
Product Details: 5.3 oz. midweight fabric · 100% preshrunk cotton · Classic fit · Seamless ribbed collar · Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction · Double-needle stitching throughout · Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease · 7/8" collar · Tear-away label
Side Effects: You will never be able to eat a gyro with lettuce again. This was always going to happen. Lt. Gyro just made it official.
Size |
Body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
S |
28" |
18" |
7.5" |
M |
29" |
20" |
7.75" |
L |
30" |
22" |
9.25" |
XL |
31" |
24" |
10" |
2XL |
32" |
26" |
10.75" |
3XL |
33" |
28" |
11.43" |
4XL |
34" |
30" |
12.12" |
5XL |
35" |
32" |
12.69" |