No Lettuce Unisex Tee - Support the cause!

Some people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This shirt makes that clear.

Same field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro tee — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic fit, built for long days of serious gyro evaluation. The only difference is the stance.

Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease, because even people with strong opinions about lettuce have standards. Tear-away label so nothing's scratching your neck while you're focused on what actually matters: the lamb-to-tzatziki ratio.

Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. Even when the lettuce doesn't.

Ideal For: Removing lettuce from gyros without apology · Explaining to people why lettuce on a gyro is a war crime · Looking official while doing absolutely none of this professionally

Product Details: 5.3 oz. midweight fabric · 100% preshrunk cotton · Classic fit · Seamless ribbed collar · Taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction · Double-needle stitching throughout · Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease · 7/8" collar · Tear-away label

Side Effects: You will never be able to eat a gyro with lettuce again. This was always going to happen. Lt. Gyro just made it official.